Let’s get one thing straight: I came to Cornell to become a better programmer. Not to make friends. Not to “find myself.” Not to join a salsa dancing club. (Spoiler: I did all of those things any...

Let’s get one thing straight: I didn’t move to Bellevue, Washington to “find myself” or “embrace the Pacific Northwest lifestyle.” I moved there to secure a return offer. With maximum efficiency. ...

Let’s get one thing straight: I was supposed to be a finance bro. Not a programmer. Not an engineer. Not someone wrestling with assembly code at 2 AM, questioning his life choices. You know those...

Look, every coding blog in the history of the internet starts with some variation of “Hello World.” I’d love to tell you I’m different and revolutionary, but let’s be honest — I’m not above the cla...